In the spirit of sacking off overconsumption this season, we’ve made it our mission to create a ‘Big F*ck Off Gift Guide’ packed with stuff that’s actually worth spending your ps on, from cult fits to festival tickets and frankly just sh*t that’s good for the soul (shout out Jellycat)…
If Broke Magazine had a uniform, this would be it. Between our new eco-friendly fave Fields, the brand who dressed us for London Fashion Week (big up Undefined) and our ride-or-die Ed Hardy, we don’t know which cult pieces and new collections to recommend first…
Ed Hardy – Born Wild Denim Jeans, Flaming Skull Denim Jeans, Dragon Cargo Trousers
Undefined – Trapstar V Hoodie
Ed Hardy – Snake Slip Dress
East Pack x Pleasures – Utility Vest
Fields Apparel – Save The Planet Tee, Café Tee, Shroom Tee
IMI STUDIOS – Hygge Coat
Havoc – Hardcore 4 Life Mini Skirt
Wrangler – Denim Overshirt
We’re gagging over Planet B’s glass heart pendants, never leave home without MELLER sunnies (in summer or winter), and won’t stop banging on about Paguro’s recycled bike chain bracelet, but we’ll leave you to explore the rest…
Fields Apparel – Organic As Fuck Tote
MELLER – Konata Night Kakao sunnies, Nayah Green Turquoise Sunnies
Haram – Til Death Scarf, Kitty Scarf
Planet B – Sirens Necklace, Barbie Necklace
ROKIT – Stella McCartney x LeSportSac Bunny Backpack
Paguro – Bike Chain Bracelet, Eternity Choker
IMI STUDIOS – Brace Yourself Ring
Crocs – Jibitz
Urban Sophistication – The Software Bag
Hat & Spicy – Super Spice Fluffy Hat
Fields Apparel – Original Hemp Beanie
We didn’t think our current Crocs hyperfixation was obvious enough, so we’ve dedicated an entire section (shrine) to them and a few of Broke’s other footwear front-runners (creps we’ll wear ’til they crumble off our feet)…
Crocs – Mega Crush Clog
Crocs – Classic Boots
ASICS – Silver Gel-1090 Trainers
Crocs – Classic Cozzzy Sandal
New Rock – Metallic M-106-C66
Kudd.ly – Kloud Slides
Dr Martens – Pascal Max Platform Boots
Our ADHD brain wants to snuggle under that weighted blanket whilst simultaneously sniffing ATK London’s candle, build Animal Crossing Lego with one hand, sip tea from our Lazy Oaf mug with the other, all whilst mentally manifesting three adequately eccentric names for our new Jellycats…
AKT London – The Lantern Candle
Jellycat – Forestree Pine, Amuseable Ramen, Sensational Seafood Mussel
Lego – The Animal Crossing Collection (but get ’em a gift card cause it ain’t out ’til January)
Kudd.ly – Comfort kit: 100% Mulberry Silk Pillow Case, Ceramic Essential Oil Diffuser, Weighted Blanket
Lazy Oaf – Feeling Good Mug
Kudd.ly – Komfies Heated Slippers
Gift Republic – Grow It Bonsai Trees
From Buffalo trainers tried and tested on the muddy terrains of Noisily Festival 2023 (iykyk) to Kitsound’s portable speaker that always makes it to the pres, here’s the holy-grail products no raver should ever leave home without (pulled straight from our personal stash)…
Buffalo – Chunky Platform Trainers
Loop – Experience Plus Earplugs, Carry Case, Link Safety Connector
Kitsound – Boombar 30 Bluetooth Speaker
Rokit – Kaenon Hard Kore Sunglasses
Cyberdog – Hydrobottle
Things we’re horny for this holiday season: Sloggi underwear sets, Dildos made from recycled ocean-bound plastic, Barbie pink G-spot vibrators, and seriously, who wouldn’t want a weed thong?
Sloggi – Swirl Bralette, Adapt Pants, Zero Feel Bra, Zero Feel Pants
Triumph – Hypnotic Spotlight Bodysuit
Zhilyova – Cannabis Thong
Ohhcean – Magic Wand, G-spot Vibrator, Pleasure Ball Set
Lovense – Bluetooth G-Spot Vibrator
Between the London pollution and lack of funds, we’re all about finding clean formulas that ACTUALLY work, so we’ve dug through our daily routines to pin point the products that’ll make taking care of their skin and hair simple…
Pixi – Hydrating Milky Mist, Glow Tonic, Glow Face Masks
Revolution – Pro Miracle Cream
The Ordinary – The Daily Set
CLOUD NINE – Redefine Face Sculptor
ATK London – The Ensemble Set
ALTERNA – Caviar Replenishing Shampoo & Conditioner, Caviar Volume Shampoo & Conditioner
If your mates are anything like us and post-festival-season sadness is still hitting hard, now’s your chance to perk them up (because nothing cures those winter blues like knowing you’ll be messy in a field or forest somewhere surrounded by banging music in a few months time…)
BOOMTOWN – Tickets
Gottwood – Tickets
Noisily – Tickets
Elrow – Tickets
The Secret Garden Party – Tickets
GALA – Tickets (or cash in a cute card cause tickets ain’t on sale ’til January)
One Out – Tickets
Body Movements – Tickets
Last but not least (for the foodies in your life), we’ll be spending our Christmas scranning H!P’s Chocolate bars, sipping Citizen Spritz and taking (probably one too many shots) of Wattshot and Smokehead…
H!P Chocolate – H!P N’ Mix Pouch, Gingerbread Cookie Bar, Salted Caramel Bar
Smokehead – Rum Rebel Whiskey, Smokemask Glass
Wattshot – Flavoured Shot, Shot Glass
Citizen Spirit – Sampler Pack
