In the spirit of sacking off overconsumption and backing quality over quantity, welcome to Broke’s Big F*ck Off Gift Guide 2.0 packed with sht that’s actually worth spending your hard earned ps on. From cult fits to cruelty-free formulas and organisations helping to heal the world, we’ve included only the coolest, broke-coded bits and sustainable brands that’ll have your mates, fam, significant other, f*ck buddy, goldfish, and everyone in between absolutely gagged…
Wanna upgrade the wardrobe while remaining sustainable AND edgy? We’ve got you covered with the below gag worthy garms that’ll for sure make you drool but without breaking the bank… too much. Featuring handmade pieces, vintage and secondhand gems to cult brands we’re backing right now, we’ve tested these textiles and fabrics first hand to find the fits we really f*ck with.
Ed Hardy – Death Rider Denim Pouch Hoodie & Raw Edge LKS Denim Maxi Skirt & Dragon Crawl Dirty Wash Denim Trousers Jeans
Santa Cruz – Delfino Devil Front Oversized T-Shirt & Big Pants
Dr Banana – Dance Is Life T-Shirt
Dr Banana – Mushroom Embroidery Jacket & Trousers
DC Trainers – Worker Baggy Jeans
SCRT – Come Home Knit
Boiler Room – RIP Boiler Room T-Shirt & Kaytranada T-Shirt & Garment Dyed Ribbed Tank
Mowalola – M Seal Mini Denim & M Seal Mini
Oner Active – Foundations Straight Leg Jogger Black & Raw Lounge Wide Leg Jogger with Graphic & Vintage Open Back Crop T-Shirt with Graphic & Foundations Zip Through Hoodie
Rokit Vintage – Vivienne Westwood T-shirt & Y2k 00s Bebe Rabbit Fur Lined Bodywarmer
Liquid Death – ORACLE TEE & REAPING RAINBOW TEE
Stomping around is all we do here at Broke and therefore we MUST have the right shoes to be as outrageous as possible, especially with the amount of festivals, events and fashion shows we go to. This crep curation is selected with durability in mind, including styles we stan religiously, day after day, event to event. These’ll pass the test of time (and streets of London) with their comfort and craftsmanship all whilst looking aesthetic af…
Buffalo – Gospher Ballerina
Crocs – Black Siren Clog
Crocs – Stomp High Shine Loafer
Lazy Oaf – Black Everyday Shoe
Dr Martens – Addina Bee Heaven By Marc Jacobs Velvet Shoes
New Rock – Vetements New Rock Edition Gamer Boots
Axel Arigato – Silver Axel Arigato x GmbH Sneaker
D.Franklin – Nordic Trk Fur Black & Nordic V.2 Shiny Bomb Black
DC Trainers – Chelsea Platform Shoe
Purified – Walden Black
When it comes to drip the devil’s in the details and so is the secret to taking your fit from a straight up flop to absolute fire. As a gift to readers, we’ve decided to stop gatekeeping all the ride-or-die brands we’ve been wearing this year (from The Cheek’s sxy af thongs, to Lorna’s newly-launched label Lo-Ty and of course, Meller, the mother of sunnies) so you can have ’em slaying as hard as the Broke crew.
THE CHEEK – Monthly Subscription
LO-TY – Multi-wear Unisex Upcycled Can Tab Tie With Non Invasive Place Holding Magnets
Meller – Malaika Black Oragne & ESI Black Orange
Annabel B – Caged Ring
DAMES – The Bella Glasses &The Bama Glasses
Namilia – Vulva Spike Bag
Oner Active – The Tote Bag & Vintage Wash Baseball Cap & Bandana & Crew Socks & Large To The Gym Bag
Off Your Head – Fake Husky Fur Marshmallow Hat With Polar Fleece Lining
Thomas Sabo – Silver Ring With All-Seeing Eye
Seola – Drop Earrings & Chunky Coffee Beads Necklace & Pearls Chokers Necklace & Silver Spike Huggies
Ed Hardy – Unisex 2 Dragons Twill Front Mesh Trucker & Unisex Mystery-Butterfly Twill Trucker Cap
As Above – Seapentine Silver Ring
Colour Lab London – Adjustable sliding knot Bracelets
POSHTHREAD – Unisex Organic Bamboo Gloves
Tatty Devine – Golden Sun, Volume Knob, La Luna & Disco Ball Pendant
Tatty Devine – Rainbow Scarf
Tis the szn to snuggle tf up! We’ve been busy tracking down a cure for those seasonal depression demons, turns out it’s adorable plushies, godly scents, fluffy bedding and disasociating on a cosy nintendo switch game for nineteen hours straight with a cuppa (in a cute mug ofc). For anyone after mood-raising gifts, get at the bits below…
Club Mochi Mochi – Suya Suya Sleeping Kirby Mega & Super Mega Collectible Kirby
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ZAKIYA – Roman Bath Candle & Gaia Classic Candle
LEGO – Toruk Makto & Tree of Souls
Jellycat – Amuseables Bean & Amuseables Mushroom & Amuseables Cassette Tape
Rituals – Stone Diffuser & Scented Candle
Nintendo Switch Games – Stardew Valley & My Sims Cosy Bundle
Goodhood – Peanuts Mug Music Is Life
Rex London – Silicone Vinyl Record Coasters
Dunelm – Millie the Mushroom Slippers & Teddy Duvet Cover and Pillowcase Set
Satya – Incense Sticks
Gift Republic – Boogie Bath Duck
Hitster – The Music Party Game
Blululi – Yoga Mats
Grow It – Carnivorous Plants
We don’t get down with harmful chemicals and that’s why when it comes to formulas we don’t f*ck around. Caring for ourselves is a ritual and when it comes to skin, hair and body care, we wanna feel good on the outside with sustainable packaging, natural formulas and cruelty free testing processes that protect our furry lil friends.
Face Junkie – Ultimate Hero Collection Skincare Bundle
Rituals – The Alchemy Collection
Perfume Direct – Gaultier Scandal Gift Set & Thierry Mugler Alien Perfume
Ink Balm – The Duo
Star Face – Hydro-stars® big yellow & black star
Altruist – Skincare
ARRAN Naturals – Uplift Bergamot & Grapefruit Body Gift Set & Natural Deodorant
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Fushi Wellbeing – Organic Jojoba Oil
INDU – Complete Universal Routine Set & Eyes On Me Makeup Set & Complete Clarifying Routine Set & Ice Pop Makeup Set
SUKIN – Hair Care
INNOLuxe – Platinum Shampoo & Conditioner
Dr PawPaw – Original & Tropical Balms
Nature Republic – CRYO ICING MASK SHEET PORE CLEARING
Cyberdog – Neon Liquid Liners
Biovene Barcelona – Anti-Fatigue and de-puffing eye contour roll-on serum
Stick On Nails – Elegant Touch Gel Finish Nails Heated & Aura & Metamorphosis & Petite Nails Colour Black Caviar & Petite Nails Colour Red Rose
Nerds and Tech-Heads unite as we uncover the latest gadgets that we are gagging to get our hands on! From sound systems, headphones and creator filming equipment to Nintendo’s newest switch, here’s all the hot gizmos that’ve landed our radar this past year…
Marshall – Willen Portable Bluetooth Speaker & Marshall Minor IV
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Joby – Wavo AIR & Wavo™ PLUS
Loewe – HEAR pro
SHOKZ – Open Air Fit Earphones
Joby – Beamo Ring Light for MagSafe
Whether you’re browsing for boozy besties, sober mates or foodie family members, we’ve tracked down everything from vegan bevs, and supplements that’ll sort ’em out the morning after a heavy one, to alcohol-free beers, ethically-created chocolate, soul-soothing ceremonial cacao and spices to wrap up or stuff their stockings with this year (ya welcome)…
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Sapling Spirits – Climate Positive Vodka & Climate Positive Gin
TrüFrü – Nature’s Strawberries & Raspberries HYPER-CHILLED in WHITE AND DARK CHOCOLATE &
NuWave – Mood Enhancing Alcohol Free Booze
Liquid Death – THE FLASKET
Mikolasch – Single Farm Vodka
Krink X Barossa – Shiraz Red Wine
Spice Kitchen – Bahrat, Jerk, Shawarma & Ras El Hanout Seasonings
Wise Wolf – Sauvignon Blanc White Wine
The Salford – Coffee Rum
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Fatso – Festive Fatso Feast Bundle
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Hangover Pals – Hangover Gummies
Cupiolo – Prosecco DOC Rosé Wine
Saving the most meaningful for last, we wanna shout out some organisations and earth-friendly goods fighting to un-f*ck the world. For anyone in search of soul-nourishing gifts for their gang this szn, we suggest voting with your ps and supporting the below brands and charities with a purchase or donation in their name…
Animals Asia – Moonie Hoodie & Kindness Top
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Ocean Conservation Nambia – Seal Rescues Donation
Choose Love – Clean Water, Evacuations, Fuel, Sea Rescue, Safe Shelter and Housing and Waterproof Tent for refugees and displaced people
Choose Love – T-shirt & Hoodie
Greenpeace – Donate Towards Saving Our Planet
The Present Tree – Olive, Silver Birch & Entwined Cherry Tree
Not A Phase – nap x dirtee murfee ally t-shirt & cap
Strut Safe – Donate Towards Women Walking The Streets Safely
Ideals Charity – Donate Towards Helping People In Palestine
Andy’s Man Club Men’s Suicide Prevention – Tie & Cap
Graphic Design & Research – Lorna Tyler
Words & Product Curation – Lorna Tyler & Izzy Rose