BROKE’S BIG F*CK OFF GIFT GUIDE 2024

In the spirit of sacking off overconsumption and backing quality over quantity, welcome to Broke’s Big F*ck Off Gift Guide 2.0 packed with sht that’s actually worth spending your hard earned ps on. From cult fits to cruelty-free formulas and organisations helping to heal the world, we’ve included only the coolest, broke-coded bits and sustainable brands that’ll have your mates, fam, significant other, f*ck buddy, goldfish, and everyone in between absolutely gagged…

Wanna upgrade the wardrobe while remaining sustainable AND edgy? We’ve got you covered with the below gag worthy garms that’ll for sure make you drool but without breaking the bank… too much. Featuring handmade pieces, vintage and secondhand gems to cult brands we’re backing right now, we’ve tested these textiles and fabrics first hand to find the fits we really f*ck with.

Ed Hardy – Death Rider Denim Pouch Hoodie & Raw Edge LKS Denim Maxi Skirt & Dragon Crawl Dirty Wash Denim Trousers Jeans

Santa Cruz – Delfino Devil Front Oversized T-Shirt & Big Pants

Dr Banana – Dance Is Life T-Shirt

Dr Banana – Mushroom Embroidery Jacket & Trousers

DC Trainers – Worker Baggy Jeans

SCRT – Come Home Knit

Boiler Room – RIP Boiler Room T-Shirt & Kaytranada T-Shirt & Garment Dyed Ribbed Tank

Mowalola – M Seal Mini Denim & M Seal Mini

Oner Active – Foundations Straight Leg Jogger Black & Raw Lounge Wide Leg Jogger with Graphic & Vintage Open Back Crop T-Shirt with Graphic & Foundations Zip Through Hoodie

Rokit Vintage – Vivienne Westwood T-shirt & Y2k 00s Bebe Rabbit Fur Lined Bodywarmer

Liquid Death – ORACLE TEE & REAPING RAINBOW TEE

Stomping around is all we do here at Broke and therefore we MUST have the right shoes to be as outrageous as possible, especially with the amount of festivals, events and fashion shows we go to. This crep curation is selected with durability in mind, including styles we stan religiously, day after day, event to event. These’ll pass the test of time (and streets of London) with their comfort and craftsmanship all whilst looking aesthetic af…

Buffalo – Gospher Ballerina

Crocs – Black Siren Clog

Crocs – Stomp High Shine Loafer

Lazy Oaf – Black Everyday Shoe

Dr Martens – Addina Bee Heaven By Marc Jacobs Velvet Shoes

New Rock – Vetements New Rock Edition Gamer Boots

Axel Arigato – Silver Axel Arigato x GmbH Sneaker

D.Franklin – Nordic Trk Fur Black & Nordic V.2 Shiny Bomb Black

DC Trainers – Chelsea Platform Shoe

Purified – Walden Black

When it comes to drip the devil’s in the details and so is the secret to taking your fit from a straight up flop to absolute fire. As a gift to readers, we’ve decided to stop gatekeeping all the ride-or-die brands we’ve been wearing this year (from The Cheek’s sxy af thongs, to Lorna’s newly-launched label Lo-Ty and of course, Meller, the mother of sunnies) so you can have ’em slaying as hard as the Broke crew.

THE CHEEK – Monthly Subscription

LO-TY – Multi-wear Unisex Upcycled Can Tab Tie With Non Invasive Place Holding Magnets

Meller – Malaika Black Oragne & ESI Black Orange

Annabel B – Caged Ring

DAMES – The Bella Glasses &The Bama Glasses

Namilia – Vulva Spike Bag

Oner Active – The Tote Bag & Vintage Wash Baseball Cap & Bandana & Crew Socks & Large To The Gym Bag

Off Your Head – Fake Husky Fur Marshmallow Hat With Polar Fleece Lining

Thomas Sabo – Silver Ring With All-Seeing Eye

Seola – Drop Earrings & Chunky Coffee Beads Necklace & Pearls Chokers Necklace & Silver Spike Huggies

Ed Hardy – Unisex 2 Dragons Twill Front Mesh Trucker & Unisex Mystery-Butterfly Twill Trucker Cap

As Above – Seapentine Silver Ring

Colour Lab London – Adjustable sliding knot Bracelets

POSHTHREAD – Unisex Organic Bamboo Gloves

Tatty Devine – Golden Sun, Volume Knob, La Luna & Disco Ball Pendant

Tatty Devine – Rainbow Scarf

Tis the szn to snuggle tf up! We’ve been busy tracking down a cure for those seasonal depression demons, turns out it’s adorable plushies, godly scents, fluffy bedding and disasociating on a cosy nintendo switch game for nineteen hours straight with a cuppa (in a cute mug ofc). For anyone after mood-raising gifts, get at the bits below…

Club Mochi Mochi – Suya Suya Sleeping Kirby Mega & Super Mega Collectible Kirby

ZAKIYA – Roman Bath Candle & Gaia Classic Candle

LEGO – Toruk Makto & Tree of Souls

Jellycat – Amuseables Bean & Amuseables Mushroom & Amuseables Cassette Tape

Rituals – Stone Diffuser & Scented Candle

Nintendo Switch Games – Stardew Valley & My Sims Cosy Bundle

Goodhood – Peanuts Mug Music Is Life

Rex London – Silicone Vinyl Record Coasters

Dunelm – Millie the Mushroom Slippers & Teddy Duvet Cover and Pillowcase Set

Satya – Incense Sticks

Gift Republic – Boogie Bath Duck

Hitster – The Music Party Game

Blululi – Yoga Mats

Grow It – Carnivorous Plants

We don’t get down with harmful chemicals and that’s why when it comes to formulas we don’t f*ck around. Caring for ourselves is a ritual and when it comes to skin, hair and body care, we wanna feel good on the outside with sustainable packaging, natural formulas and cruelty free testing processes that protect our furry lil friends.

Face Junkie – Ultimate Hero Collection Skincare Bundle

Rituals – The Alchemy Collection

Perfume Direct – Gaultier Scandal Gift Set & Thierry Mugler Alien Perfume

Ink Balm – The Duo

Star Face – Hydro-stars® big yellow & black star

Altruist – Skincare

ARRAN Naturals – Uplift Bergamot & Grapefruit Body Gift Set & Natural Deodorant

Fushi Wellbeing – Organic Jojoba Oil

INDU – Complete Universal Routine Set & Eyes On Me Makeup Set & Complete Clarifying Routine Set & Ice Pop Makeup Set

SUKIN – Hair Care

INNOLuxe – Platinum Shampoo & Conditioner

Dr PawPaw – Original & Tropical Balms

Nature Republic – CRYO ICING MASK SHEET PORE CLEARING

Cyberdog – Neon Liquid Liners

Biovene Barcelona – Anti-Fatigue and de-puffing eye contour roll-on serum

Stick On Nails – Elegant Touch Gel Finish Nails Heated & Aura & Metamorphosis & Petite Nails Colour Black Caviar & Petite Nails Colour Red Rose

Nerds and Tech-Heads unite as we uncover the latest gadgets that we are gagging to get our hands on! From sound systems, headphones and creator filming equipment to Nintendo’s newest switch, here’s all the hot gizmos that’ve landed our radar this past year…

Marshall – Willen Portable Bluetooth Speaker & Marshall Minor IV

Joby – Wavo AIR & Wavo™ PLUS

Loewe – HEAR pro

SHOKZ – Open Air Fit Earphones

Joby – Beamo Ring Light for MagSafe

Nintendo Switch

Whether you’re browsing for boozy besties, sober mates or foodie family members, we’ve tracked down everything from vegan bevs, and supplements that’ll sort ’em out the morning after a heavy one, to alcohol-free beers, ethically-created chocolate, soul-soothing ceremonial cacao and spices to wrap up or stuff their stockings with this year (ya welcome)…

1800 Tequila 

Sapling Spirits – Climate Positive Vodka & Climate Positive Gin

Rock Rose Gin – Navy

TrüFrü – Nature’s Strawberries & Raspberries HYPER-CHILLED in WHITE AND DARK CHOCOLATE &

NuWave – Mood Enhancing Alcohol Free Booze

Liquid Death – THE FLASKET

Mikolasch – Single Farm Vodka

Krink X Barossa – Shiraz Red Wine

Spice Kitchen – Bahrat, Jerk, Shawarma & Ras El Hanout Seasonings

Sahara – Moroccan Spirit

CleanCo – Gin

Wise Wolf – Sauvignon Blanc White Wine

The Salford – Coffee Rum

Fatso – Festive Fatso Feast Bundle

Hangover Pals – Hangover Gummies

Cupiolo – Prosecco DOC Rosé Wine

Saving the most meaningful for last, we wanna shout out some organisations and earth-friendly goods fighting to un-f*ck the world. For anyone in search of soul-nourishing gifts for their gang this szn, we suggest voting with your ps and supporting the below brands and charities with a purchase or donation in their name…

Animals Asia – Moonie Hoodie & Kindness Top

Ocean Conservation Nambia – Seal Rescues Donation

Choose Love – Clean Water, Evacuations, Fuel, Sea Rescue, Safe Shelter and Housing and Waterproof Tent for refugees and displaced people

Choose Love – T-shirt & Hoodie

Greenpeace – Donate Towards Saving Our Planet

The Present Tree – Olive, Silver Birch & Entwined Cherry Tree

Not A Phase – nap x dirtee murfee ally t-shirt & cap

Strut Safe – Donate Towards Women Walking The Streets Safely

Ideals Charity – Donate Towards Helping People In Palestine

Andy’s Man Club Men’s Suicide Prevention – Tie & Cap

Graphic Design & Research – Lorna Tyler

Words & Product Curation – Lorna Tyler & Izzy Rose

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