WARNING: THE PRODUCTS CONTAINED IN THIS ARTICLE MAY CAUSE SOME SERIOUS ARSE LICKING FROM YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER (IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE).
Bin off those boring flowers, cliche heart-shaped chocolates and say ‘f*ck you’ to capitalism this February 14th with our Sexy Szn Gift Guide packed with stuff that’s actually worth spending your hard-earned ps on…
CROCS – BAE CLOG, SIREN CLOG, SPIKE HEART, BLACK SNAKE, RED ROSETTE, HELLO KITTY, BEADED HEART & HEMP LEAF JIBBITZ
MELLER – NEMY, JARI, KIRA & LUA SUNNIES
AMELIA SCOTT – LUNA MOON & STAR HUGGIE HOOPS
KEEP HUSH – MAKE DRUMSHEDS IKEA AGAIN CAP
KIPLING – KARIS S & RIKKA S BAG
AURELI – CRYSTAL EMBELLISHED HOOPS & WAVY HOOP STUD EARRINGS
HOLE CO – BELLE BEANIE
LITTLE HIPPIE CRAFT – SPIRAL CHARM & SPIRAL SUN CHOKER
SANTA CRUZ – PARADISE STRIP SUNNIES
ANNABEL B – PIERCED BRACELET & TAKE 4 RING
HAVAIANAS – TOP FLUFFY FLIP FLOPS
TATTY DEVINE – KISS MARK & EMBROIDERY NECKLACE
CLIPPER – HIPPIE COLLECTION
SOLAR ENERGY LIGHTING – MUSHROOM LAMP
MINISO – LAMB PLUSH TOY BLANKET & HELLO KITTY REED DIFFUSER
NICE THINGS – POLYSCIAS FABIAN, RECYCLED OCEAN PLASTIC POT, STRELITZIA REGINAE, FUNGUS SPRAY & PLANT FOOD
JOSEPH MAE CREATIVE – VAGINA MUG
ALIC BEE – ANIMAL CROSSING INCENSE HOLDER
SATYA – POSITIVE VIBES, OOHD, ROMANCE, SACRED RITUAL & SENSATION INCENSE
RITUALS – LOVE HOME PERFUME & CANDLE
VEO – RAW CRYSTAL TEA STRAINER
ORNNWORKS – TUFTED FUG
DAILY GRIND – TRIPPY MUSHROOM ROLLING TRAY
BY EMSI – WE ARE STONED & WEED LEAF ASH TRAY
EVERPRESS – CLEAR MINDS MEDITATION CLUB CUSHION
KA CERAMIC – SPIRAL PLATES
FRED ALDOUS – BOOB & WILLY COASTER
THE PSYCHIC TREE – DREAMER TAROT CARDS
CARAMEL ROSE – OCEAN BREEZE CANDLE
BUMI BOTANICALS – HAIR GROWTH OIL
FRED ALDOUS – SMILEY & PERSIAN RUG YOGA MAT
LUSH – LOVE TRIP SET
RITUALS – AYURVEDA & SAKURA COLLECTION
CLINISOOTHE – SKIN PURIFIER 250ML & TRAVEL SIZE
BONDI BLADES – STARTER KIT & DERMA RAZOR PACK
GO WITH NATURE – PASSION FOR LIFE BODY LOTION, MOONLIGHT NIGHT CREAM, ALL THE FLOWERS FACE CREAM & COOLING FACE& EYE GEL
UPCIRCLE – REFILLABLE DEODERANT, REFILLABLE SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER SET
NAILS BY TRISTABETH – CUSTOM PRESS ONS
AYU – CHLOE LIP KIT
BOMB VIVANT – YOU’RE THE BOMB VALENTINE’S GIFT BOX
WANDS OF LUST – PHOEBE ROSE QUARTZ & DAPHNE AMETHYST
ÜBERLUBE – SIGNATURE BOTTLE
NAMED COLLECTIVE – BLACK FERAL CAMI TOP, RED FERAL CAMI TOP, FERAL G-STRING 2 PACK PANTS
GILLIAN ANDERSON – WANT BOOK
OUR EROTIC JOURNEY – TAURUS & ARIES VIBRATOR
KHEPER GAMES – CHAKRA COUPLES CARD GAME
BED NERDZ – SUNSET STRIP SEX TOY BOX
SLOGGI – GO CRUSH PANTS & ZERO FEEL BLISS BRIEF
GO WITH NATURE – MASSAGE OILS
SH! WOMEN’S STORE – WE VIBE SYNC, ORAL PLEASURE MINTS & ORGANIC ALOE VERA INTIMATE GEL
MYLA’S MOSS – LIBIDO BLEND
STEP ONE – SMOOTH FIT THONG IN CHAMBRAY, SAGE, ESPRESSO TINI & BLUE LAGOON
JE JOUE – THE NAUGHTY GIFT SET
AMBER HUE CANDLES – PEACE, TRANQUILITY & CALM MASSAGE CANDLE
HOT OCTOPUSS – PULSE QUEEN WAND
HELLO PEACHIEE – THE OAKLEY & ADORA MATCHING SET
PLAYMATE – APGRODISIAC CHOCOLATE
RHI DANCEY – LUST & OPTIONS DRESS
RAT BOI – SCOOP CAMI & MIDI SLIP SKIRT
LIRIKA MATOSHI – MOTHERLAND & SPIKE SKIRT
ED HARDY – GEISHA KNITTED MAXI DRESS, KNITTED ZIP JACKET & DIAMANTE RELAXED TROUSERS
EVERPRESS – Heart & Soul Sports Club T-Shirt & Horny For Love T-Shirt
SANTA CRUZ – NOLAN CARPENTER PANT & LUCKY ROSE RINGER T-SHIRT
SCRT – BEIGEL BAKE T-SHIRT
DOROTHY – ACID HOUSE BLUEPRINT
MARSHALL – MAJOR V HEADPHONES & EMBERTON || SPEAKER
JUNIOR TOMLIN, MATT ACORNLEY & ERNIE VILLALOBOS – UK RAVE FLYERS 1991-1996, LONDON RAVE FLYERS 1991-1996, NEW YORK RAVE FLYERS 1991-1996
LEGO – RETRO RECORD PLAYER
DR BANANA – MUSHROOM VINYL WEIGHT & THE DANCE SLIP MAT
SONY – RETRO WALKMAN CASETTE PLAYER
VINTAGE – RAVE & DISCO CASETTE TAPES
UNAI – UPLIFT & UNWIND MULTI PACK
FATSO – FOURSOME SET
ALMAVE – NON ALCOHOLIC TEQUILA
PUKKA HERBS – LOVE, PEACE, VANILLA CHAI, CHAMOMILE VANILLA AND MANUKA HONEY & WOMANKIND TEA
BAKED BY STEPH – PERSONALISED VALENTINE’S COOKIES
BURNT FAITH – BRANDY
HAVANA CLUB – SELECCION DE MAESTROS
SWEET BOUQUET EMPORIUM – GALAXY BUNDLE
ITALICUS – ROSOLIO DI BERGAMOTTO
SAVOIA – AMERICANO ROSSO
BORN IRISH – WHISKEY
NUTRITION GEEKS – VITAMIN D3 + K2, ASHWAGANDHA & LION’S MAINE SUPPLEMENTS
MOTH – VALENTINE’S NIGHT IN BUNDLE
CREDITS
Graphic design – Lorna Tyler & Isobel Tyler
Words – Lorna Tyler
Product selection – Lorna Tyler & Izzy Rose