Are we too broke to buy every item on this list? Absolutely. Does it stop our broke asses simping over it? Absolutely f*cking not.
DASHI Sunglasses – MELLER
Come rain or shine, you’ll never catch us lacking in the sunglasses department (rumour has it our readers have never made direct eye contact with the founders). As for the shades they’ve had glued to their faces this month? MELLER’s eco-friendly DASHI model.
Jade & Felicia Bratz dolls – Mowalola
Hiiii Felicia (and Jade). The mere sight of these dolls healed our inner child and between their interchangeable fits and neon strands, not only have us resisting the temptation to pick up a box of highlighter coloured hair dye on the way home, but also scouring google for a human sized pair of those boots (side eye).
Long Sleeve Cut Out Top – Luis De Javier
How could any other top compete? Luis De Javier Long Sleeve Cut Out fit not only been housed within the holy walls of Hör Berlin’s bathroom, but to add another layer of lust for this look, it arrived on the back of none other than techno queen, VTSS. (Do we need to say more?)
Big Red Boots – MSCHF
It might have been a few months since the Big Red Boots debacle, but we’re still crying over the £20 bank balance that stripped us of the chance to secure a pair. (If Dorian Electra wearing ’em doesn’t do it for you, we don’t know what will).
1DR bag – Diesel
Someone bring us Glenn Martens ass so we can kiss it. It’s been a whole season and life still isn’t quite complete without this silver SS23 1DR bag on our shoulder.
The Filthy Rich collection – Avavav
Capitalism really popped off today. Avavav’s Filthy Rich collection has officially dropped and something about dripping ourselves out in a whole ass oxymoron of an outfit feels like our own personal form of protest. (If only we could afford the price tag *insert upside down smiley face*)
We love a good skincare routine, especially after a heavy weekend in the rave. Our favourite luxury products are from Dermafirm (a bit out of our broke budget.. but that’s what we’re about). They’re all about that science, man! The brand’s got a team of skin experts who’ve developed some patented, medical-grade ingredients that are straight-up revolutionary. They’re always at the forefront of healthy skin.