Here we are again to bring you some of our most loved products and brands. Now, let’s cut the cr*p – if our wallets were emojis, they’d be the sad face, ’cause buying every dang thing on this list ain’t on the cards…
Does that stop us from hardcore simping over these wishlist items? Hell to the no! So, join us as we drive headlong into a vortex of gag-worthy stuff that’s got us all heart-eyed and hyped, even if our bank statements are throwing major shade!
Introducing this fashion piece that draws inspiration from the iconic 1999 cult classic, Fight Club from SCRT. Crafted with the utmost attention to detail, this heavyweight gem boasts a sturdy 420GSM that guarantees durability without compromise. Constructed from the cosiest brushback fleece cotton, there is comfort to be found in every stitch. This masterpiece is lovingly produced in Portugal, marrying style and ethical practices in one harmonious ensemble. So, whether you’re a fan of Fight Club or simply appreciate quality with a conscience, this is the epitome of fashion that makes a statement beyond the threads.
Sustainable deodorant – AKT
The AKT London Deodorant Balm is swooping in like a personal-care superhero, taking over Broke’s bathrooms, bags, suitcases, and basically, any corner of our life where things start to get a tad… dewy. This bad boy isn’t just any old deodorant – it’s a game-changer that’s swiftly become the MVP in our sweaty battles. Not only is it effective, but using a deodorant balm is a great way to prevent body odour whilst also caring for your skin!
Ed Hardy – Lucky-Love Hoddie & Geisha-Girl Mesh Top
Set pulses racing in these gag-worthy pieces from Ed Hardy. The mesh top is cropped at the waist, tight-fitted and long sleeve – perfect for the upcoming winter rave season. Featuring a tattoo-inspired monochrome Geisha graphic on the chest and sleeves and the Ed Hardy signature in white across the chest. The Love Kills Slowly zip-up hoodie is currently sold-out but wow-o-wow this is an everyday staple! It features vivid, colourful, tattoo-style graphics on the back, intricate illustrations down each sleeve and the iconic Ed Hardy signature in bright yellow.
Shades for Days – Bron Steel Silver MELLER shades
No joke, Broke Magazine simps for rave sunnies like Leo simps for those under 25 years old. These Bron Steel Silver frames from MELLER are perfection! Bold and defiant. This sleek design is a nod to the late 90s, wrapping us in a nostalgic embrace that’s as stylish as it is timeless. These glasses bring versatility and trendsetting allure to every moment. And we can’t get enough!
The Textured Pant – Formerly Known As
Wave goodbye to the old norms and rigid boundaries of “mens” and “womens” apparel with Formerly Known As. The brand is ushering in a new era of fashion that’s all about empowerment and embracing everyone’s unique journey. Our hearts are captured by the silver textured set, boasting an air of sophistication that’s simply unmatched. And those comfy yet ultra-stylish trousers? They’re the unsung heroes for the upcoming London Fashion Week, giving us the confidence to strut our stuff when society’s judgmental stares just won’t cut it anymore.
Period Pants – Modibodi
These comfy period pants are everythinggg right now! The ModiBasics range is guaranteed to keep us covered even when on the go and even while we rave – as the underwear can absorb up to 2-3 tampons worth of liquid. You can really get your money’s worth too as they are made to be worn on repeat, month-after- after month.
Scent and Science – ØTHERS
Prepare to embark on a journey of empowerment and sensory rejuvenation that’s custom-crafted to uplift moods and harmonize the mind and body. Meet ØTHERS, an ingenious creation by a collective of visionaries including olfactory experts, neuroscience maestros, breath-work trailblazers, deep-thinking philosophers, and even acclaimed musicians. This groundbreaking venture kicks off as an app, an immersive experience designed to amplify your self-optimization journey with the art of scent. We tried the Red Skies scent and felt instantly ready for the rave 😉
A head-turning coffee table book – CK Neiman‘s book ‘i want to rest and be held by someone who loves me’
This book is the ultimate masterpiece that’s got Neiman’s heart and soul woven into every page. Imagine this: it’s not just a book, it’s a work of art, meticulously curated to mirror Neiman’s very essence.
Neiman and his crew of creative geniuses have left no stone unturned – they’ve handpicked the cover’s fabric, conjured up custom end pages, and poured their souls into the nooks and crannies.No words can express the joy we expressed while planting our noses deep into the pages of this fantastic coffee table book.
New Era NBA Chicago Bulls Drip Logo T-Shirt
Drenched in a sleek Black hue, this tee is all about the classic vibes, featuring a ribbed crew neckline and short sleeves that keep things effortlessly timeless.
Crafted from soft yet resilient cotton, this shirt guarantees comfort throughout the game – no more sacrificing style for ease. A slick New Era logo graces the sleeve, while the pièce de résistance, the Bulls’ iconic drip badge, takes centre stage on the chest.
Games for the hostess with the mostess – Joking Hazard & Master Dater
Joking Hazard is an adult party game that’s flexing its comedic muscles. Prepare to dive headfirst into the wild world of hilariously messed-up three-panel comic strips that cover everything from friendship to, well, you name it – sex, violence, and everything in the chaotic mix. Then there is Master Dater, where your imagination takes the spotlight and sets the stage for a showdown of epic proportions. You’ll be cookin’ up characters that are quirky, lovable, and downright odd, all while throwing your best moves at winning over your pals’ affection with dating interests that are, let’s just say, as bizarre as they come.
Charcoal Mud Mask – Fab Face Food
If you are like us and want to have the spa treatment on a budget then get to The Range and seek the charcoal mud masks from Fab Face Foods. Simplicity meets luxury with this gem. Applying it is a breeze, and once it’s on, you’ll experience nothing but comfort. Whether you’re a skincare aficionado or just diving into the world of self-care, this mask effortlessly finds its place in your routine, catering to all skin types with a smile.
Animal Crossing Cuddles – Club Mocchi- Mocchi- Plushies
We are MEGA fans of Nintendos Animal Crossing, so when we saw these there were no words.. just us emptying our banks to own one of these! We aim to collect them all as we don’t want any villagers left behind! Mocchi- Mocchi- is super soft and huggable! Unlike other ordinary plush, it has a unique squishy texture and is super soft to the touch.