WARNING: THE PRODUCTS CONTAINED IN THIS ARTICLE MAY CAUSE SOME SERIOUS ARSE LICKING FROM YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER (IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE).
Bin off those boring flowers, cliche heart-shaped chocolates and say ‘f*ck you’ to capitalism this February 14th with our Sexy Szn Gift Guide packed with stuff that’s actually worth spending your hard-earned ps on…
FELT ATELIER – LYNN NECKLACE & AMI ORA EARRINGS
TATTY DEVINE – ANATOMICAL HEART NECKLACE, REBEL REBEL BROACH & VIVA LA VULVA NECKLACE
CHET LO X CHARLES & KEITH – PLEXI HEELS & TEXTURED BAG
OREYLO – [CAUTION], DRIP & TIANLONG 天龙 EARRING
WEAR AND RESIST – FEMINIST NECKLACE, F*CK THIS SH*T NECKLACE, BOOBIES NECKLACE
SEKONDA – PACIFIC WAVE WATCH & CHAIN WATCH
GLYNIT – MOLLY TWIN POOL BAG
WEAR AND RESIST – F*CK YEAH EARRINGS
SONDOR – SILVER CUTTLEFISH BONE RING
TREND TONIC – HEART HOOPS & LIGHTNING BOLT EARRINGS
BYELOISE – SILVER & BLACK HAIR BAND SET
DROOL – VIRTUAL DREAM 3/3, GENEROSITY & ASTRAL PROJECTION PRINT
ETSY – THERMAL BODY RUG & PUSSY RUG
BRÛLER – I AM RICH AFFIRMATION CANDLE
COSM – ECSTASY & FLESH OF THE GODS BLANKET
SHARED EARTH – SALT LAMP
RIPPLE – INCENSE DROPLETS
THE PSYCHIC TREE – SOLAR SPIRIT & LUNAR SPIRIT INCENSE BURNER
OLIVER BONAS – STAY WERID MUG
THE BEATLES – YELLOW SUBMARINE HOT WATER BOTTLE
CYBERDOG – HEART BUTT PLUG
UNBOUND BABES – STELLAR PERSONAL STIMULATOR & SQUISH VIBRATOR
VEGAN TOYS – ROSE QUARTZ YONI EGGS & AMETHSYT YONI EGGS
MISS BASHFUL – LADY KUB’S 2024 CALENDAR
WE’RE NOT REALLY STRANGERS – CARD GAME
HONEY BIRDETTE – MASSAGE CANDLE
ZHILYOVA – C. OVER & SCORPIO THONG
HONEY BIRDETTE – GAME ON DICE
IDEN STUDIOS – CHROME TRINITY TURTLE NECK & DIGITAL LOBOTOMY TURTLE NECK
ROKIT – VINTAGE REZA DURO JACKET & VINTAGE BIKER JACKET
ATTREN – MOTIF HOODIE
LA MASKARADE – LAMB VEST
ROKIT – VINTAGE HOODIE JACKET
MARSHALL – WILLEN SPEAKER & MOTIF II A.N.C.
ROUGH TRADE – OVOMONO, JOY ANONYMOUS & BICEP VINYL
AUDIO TECHNICA – AT-LP60XBT
PIONEER – DDJ-400-S
XTENDED IDENTITY – MELTED AIRPOD MAX & AIRPOD ACCESSORY
BYMATTER – ANOTHER DAY SPRAY
LIQUID LONDON – HE, HER & EVERYONE PHEROMONE PERFUME
BOLD & GRIT – NAIL CARE PEN
EMOLYNE – DEFINING LASHLINE & LIP GLOSS
MYBLISS – HORMONE-FREE ESSENTIALS BUNDLE
FHIRST – TASTER 6 PACK
PACT COFFEE – SPECIALITY STARTER SET & CAFEÍNA TIN
PENRHOS – WONKY RASPBERRY GIN
CRAVE – HOT DAWGS & STREAKERS CRISPS
CROSSTOWN – VEGAN DOUGHNUTS
